The Mandible Claw Episode 3, Part 2: Bangin’ It and Bangin’ It and Bangin’ It and Bangin’ It

18 Mar

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If you thought Brandon and Danielle couldn’t possible have anything more to say about bad wrestling themes, you are the most wrong. On Part 2 of the podcast, we talk for two hours in a super-sized, poorly planned out podcast and we are so sorry. For those you playing along at home, you can review all of the songs and vote for the ones that you think have the most truly awful lyrics at With Leather’s Bad Wrestling Theme Lyrics March Madness Tournament. WARNING Please do not listen of you are: Anne Frank, Yoshi Tatsu, black olives, or Jeff Jarrett. Actually, you know what, if you’re Jeff Jarrett, you should listen to this and know that your wife is pretty, and Danielle despises you. #slapnuts

The Mandible Claw Episode 3, Part 2: Bangin’ It and Bangin’ It and Bangin’ It and Bangin’ It

 

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10 Responses to “The Mandible Claw Episode 3, Part 2: Bangin’ It and Bangin’ It and Bangin’ It and Bangin’ It”

  1. Jesse Robert Powell (@Jessico09) March 18, 2013 at 12:14 pm #

    Hey Brandon, can you work “How do ya like me now?” into every podcast. Every time you do it I nearly double over in laughter. Seriously. You and Danielle are a god and goddess among us mere mortals.

  2. Robert Conspiracy March 18, 2013 at 1:37 pm #

    If you include Billy Kidman in your Chyna porn script, there should be a bit where she tries to powerbomb Kidman.

    wait why am i thinking about this aagh

  3. Ari March 18, 2013 at 3:29 pm #

    At the Chyna portion of the podcast. Brandon, if you’re going to write a sequel to Queen of the Ring, you need to include a guy named Semen Punk.

    • bonerlulz March 21, 2013 at 8:38 pm #

      Complete money in the bank right there.

  4. alopezb5 March 18, 2013 at 5:02 pm #

    “_____ if you’re listening to this, I will fight you.” is my new favorite thing. Another outstanding podcast. Thank you, guys!

  5. nieljacoby March 19, 2013 at 12:33 am #

    Aw, that was interestin’.

  6. alexaloise March 19, 2013 at 8:33 am #

    Brandon, while I appreciate your Stacy Lawler/Jeff Jarrett 8×10 story, I think I might have a better photo in my collection. Vanguard Championship Wrestling put on a show at Christopher Newport University in Newport News, VA when I was a senior there. Tracy Smothers was brought in and he had a gimmick table set up. For $10 he sold me an autographed copy of his RF Video shoot DVD (he signed the disc, not the case). Then he said that for another $5 I could get 3 more autographs. Thinking, “Sweet, I’ll get FBI-Tracy, Young Pistols-Tracy and Freddie Joe Floyd-Tracy for $5,” I said yes. Instead, he signed and gave me a recent 8×10 of himself, a 4×6 photo of him posing with Mick Foley and the crown jewel of my wrestler autograph collection – an official WCW 8×10 of Shane Helms, Shannon Moore and Evan Karagias, 3 Count…..signed by Tracy Smothers.

  7. Stacey March 20, 2013 at 3:01 pm #

    SAMOJO!!! :D

  8. Stacey March 20, 2013 at 3:50 pm #

    Doesn’t Matt Hardy know that gun has to have salt in the bullet to get rid of the ghost? Geez, doesn’t he watch Ghostfacers?! Matt Factz was the best. V 2.0 is the best version…

    ——

    *opens door*

    If you see The Big Show tell him The Big Shot’s lookin’ for him!

    *opens door*

    If you see The Big Show tell him The Big Shot’s lookin’ for him!

    *opens door*

    If you see The Big Show tell him The Big Shot’s lookin’ for him!

    *opens door*

    If you see The Big Show tell him The Big Shot’s lookin’ for him!

    *opens door*

    If you see The Big Show tell him The Big Shot’s lookin’ for him!

    And so on…

    • themandibleclaw March 20, 2013 at 3:58 pm #

      IT IS THE BEST THING!

      It will never not make me laugh, or run through that in-person whenever someone brings up Bob Holly. I love big, stupid, ridiculous Bob Holly.

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